Hey, it's ok...

... if coming home to an empty house = total bliss
... to marvel at women who can do the perfect eyeliner flick on the train. Seriously, how ?
... if you have to keep deleting selfies to free up memory on your phone
... to overdress on purpose
... to feel like the only person in the world who isn't watching Scandal
... if the first thing you do in a hotel room is bounce on the bed
... to sprint for the bus, then act all nonchalant when you miss it
... to let your phone die and be all 1995 for a day
... to secretly hope for a regular old down-on-one-knee proposal. No flashmobs or Youtube videos necessary, thanks.
... if you talk to your pet more than to people some days
... to actually say "hashtag" in conversations
... to wish someone else could do your soul searching for you
... to get jealous of baby's outfits. When did babies get so cool ?!